Newspaper Headlines That Could Be Easily Misunderstood

Teacher Accepts Test Results on Chest.
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures*
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Indicates*
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link*
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors